Who is the East Rock Sidewalk Pooper?

The east rock pooper

Fellow citizens! Some scourge is daily depositing doo-doo dead center of our otherwise picturesque public promenades. Perhaps your foot has fallen into this foulness? Join us in the hunt for the sociopath hiding in our midst.

$300 REWARD

for information leading to the identification of the East Rock Sidewalk Pooper. Email us at

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